Valentine's Day World's Greatest Lover Rosette

Somebody has to win World's Greatest Lover this February, and a red and blue rosette settles the question with the right amount of ceremony. At 3.25 by 6.5 inches it pins on like a county-fair prize, which is exactly the joke: a formal award for a completely unverifiable claim.

Sold by the package (1 rosette) or by the case (6 rosettes).