St. Patrick's Day Irish Whiskey Makes Me Frisky! Satn Sash

Pub crawl uniforms do not get simpler than this: a green and white satin sash, 33 by 4 inches, with "Irish Whiskey Makes Me Frisky!" in shiny gold lettering. The joke lands from across the bar, which is the whole point.

The soft satin sits comfortably over a jacket or a t-shirt all night. One sash per package, or a case of 6 outfits the whole group at once.