Luau Party Plush Crab Hat

Nobody wears a crab hat halfway. This one is soft plush in red and black, one size fits most, and comfortable enough that the joke lasts the whole party instead of ten minutes.

It shows up in every group photo whether invited or not, and it works as well at a seafood boil as at a luau. Sold by the package (1 hat) or by the case (6 hats).