Happy Retirement Party Award Ribbon

One pink "Happy Retirement" award ribbon, 2 by 8 inches, the kind normally reserved for county fairs and prize livestock. Pinning it on the guest of honor makes the point with the right amount of ceremony and a little humor besides, and it costs nothing to keep afterward as proof of escape.

• Color: pink
• Sold by the package (1 award ribbon) or by the case (6 award ribbons)